this’ll get me adopted in no time
(Source: hemustbethatcubsfan, via bigpopppa)
New Challenger Approches!!!
It’s some student loans.
My life
I lost the cap to a soda bottle
Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid.
LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE
(Source: ser-feliz-e-o-que-interessa, via max0xo)
that’s fucked up.
me trying to console someone (via nicotortorella)
(Source: humansarevile, via bodacious-poopookittyfuck)
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